XIV. Father Hyacinth tells a story about a rocking bell



Some of my colleagues – said Father Hyacinth, while they stopped at a small town near a lake to have some zanders for lunch in a street bar – are bell-ringers who do not want to pull a rope, but would rather hang themselves down and strike the bell from inside with their heads.
- Write a poem about it - advised Master Adalbert.
"It reminds me," said Monsignor Paul, carefully separating a spine from flesh – of my obese ... I think it is important in this story; so, of an obese colleague of mine, who, any time he did something wrong, like, for example, glancing at a bust of a young woman, he immediately ran to the church to recite his rosary. He told me once - " I do not really like Our Father in the rosary - because father never has time for you. But, as I say, Holy Mary, Mother of God - and often I pass over “holy” - I have the feeling that she listens and understands me. "-" A woman has to absolve you of your sexism?, "I asked him. "Sure, because I imagine she says to me:" What would our busts mean without your looks? "- says my obese colleague.

"Well," continued Paul, "had this guy fallen into my hands at an earlier stage, in the seminary, then I would have sent him to hell ... that is, I would refuse him to recite the rosary more than once a month. Unfortunately, he had been already fifteen years in the profession... In this situation, I could only persuade him to buy a new church bell. We met half a year later. He was overflown with joy. "You have no idea how beautifully this bell rocks," he said.